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March 9, 2013

Ojanpa: Walmart best for woo? Who knew?

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Pickup bars, schmickup bars. If people really want to hook up, they could do a lot worse than the produce section of their local Wally World.

And if it leads to wedding bells, Walmart stands ready to accommodate those lovebirds all the way to their graves.

The retailing behemoth also sells caskets. Its online offerings include the $995 Lady de Guadalupe in 18-gauge steel and, for its legions of larger  customers, the Regal Wide Body at $1,199.

 

 

Brian Ojanpa is a Free Press staff writer. Call him at 344-6316 or email bojanpa@mankatofreepress.com.  

 

 

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