Kluwe's new training camp home is in Napa, Calif, which is in the county of Napa. Napa ranks 39th in the state in chlamydia cases. But Oakland, where he'll be punting and tweeting this season for the Oakland Raiders, ranks 10th.
It also ranks sixth in rates of gonorrhea and third in syphilis.
Based on the rates in San Francisco (first in gonorrhea and syphilis and fourth in chlamydia), Kluwe better hope he doesn't get traded to the 49ers.